Strategerk

One who strategizes ways to jerk people around

That salesman over there is nothing but a strategerk.

by Gumybob November 5, 2009

Strategic Posting

The act of posting, tweeting or blogging something at a specific time or in a specific time frame for optimum likes, retweets, or reblogs, etc

Girl 1: I saw what you posted on Tumblr last night! It got 50 notes!

Girl 2: Yeah it's cause I queued it for when most people were on Tumblr.

Girl 1: Ahh strategic posting, good idea!

Girl 2: You know it!

by Ladymikmaq June 15, 2011

Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

Shrafe

Short for Shrofity

Daniel's Mom: "Daniel stop it you buttfucker!"
Daniel: "Shrofity Mom...I'm just tryna shrafe!!"

by curlnigga June 27, 2019

Strife

Someone who sucks on deez nuts

Kiwi: D you like pudding?
Strife: Eh?
Kiwi: Cuz imma be "pudding" deez nuts in your mouth
Strife: I hate you sensei

by Dankmemesmaster1769 June 1, 2021

The X Strategy

The best way to win battle ship

Let’s win the game using The X Strategy.

by Zack Schader September 29, 2020

strategery

N. An ill-conceived and/or poorly-executed plan of action (which would be considered "strategy" were it not so ill-conceived and/or poorly-executed).

The Iraq post-war operation has proven to be a masterful piece of strategery.

by Viet-Tam Luu July 8, 2004