home stretch

The point in your work shift you stop being as ...productive as you were earlier (slacking off, flirting with that hot chick in customer services, etc). Usually the last hour, hour and a half.

Classy Employee #1: Dude, we got an hour left. We're in the home stretch now!
Classy Employee #2: Wanna go outside and smoke plants?

by Genericist July 6, 2009

anus stretcher

When four seperate men grab four metal poles. They proceed to shove them up a person's ass, and each of them run in a different direction.

Joe was behaving in such a manner that would constitute him receiving an anus stretcher.

by BrettyH February 13, 2003

Stretch Marks

Something that is totally disgusting and I feel fat having them, I'm too afraid to be touched for fear of rejection.

They appear on Your Hips, breasts, arms and behind the knees. Stretch Marks Suck.

by runawayhoe July 14, 2009

stretch arm strong

A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.

by ace November 6, 2003

pipe stretcher

A very thicke shit. One that, when flushed, will stretch the pipes to their threshold of breaking. This often leaves the creator of the pipe stretcher feeling like he or she has just given birth.

I gotta go home and force out a mean pipe stretcher.

by Jables January 15, 2004

Stretch

A co-worker' act of extending the duration of a business trip, at the company's expense, in order to pursue purely personal objectives, such as martini lunches, happy hours, steak dinners, golf, gambling, sporting events and generally avoiding spouse and children.

Wow, co-worker X has an impressive stretch working, he turned a four-hour business meeting into a three day trip, including, two steak dinners, some nice hangovers and a baseball game.

by MDM_1234 March 22, 2011

STRETCH NOZZLE

USUALLY A YOUNG MAN OF JEWISH ORGIN, WHO'S NOSE IS SO LARGE THAT HE CAN STRETCH IT OVER ANOTHER MANS SOUP CAN COCK. TYPICALLY ENJOYS ASSWHIFFING AND MASTERBATING PROFUSELEY.

WOW THERE GOES BRENT, THE STRETCH NOZZLE. LOOK HE'S AT IT AGAIN, SNIFFING AND RUBBING HIMSELF AFTER BEATING OFF AND NOT SHOWERING FOR 3 DAYS!

by STRETCHNOZZLE October 3, 2009