stoop(s)

alternative way of saying "stupid"
comes from the first sylable "stup-"

"2 plus 2 isn't 6, stoops!"

"Pick up my pen ya stoop!"

by darrenzo February 14, 2003

Stoophis

noun. A contraction of the words doofus and stupid. Used to describe a person who shows those attributes to such a high degree that calling them stupid or a doofus would not even come close to describing how much they are. (See idiot)

Steve, you're such a stoophis.

by Anonymous February 20, 2005

stoopid-market

Supermarket, especially one where people stop their trolley/cart in the middle of the aisle, don't walk in straight lines, do annoying things in general.

You should have seen this woman at the stoopid-market, she was just standing there in my way for 5 minutes!

by AussieHannah December 28, 2006

stootarded

Combination of Supid and Retarded

"Gosh dude, you are so stootarded!"

by aznbraceface001 July 12, 2007

Stoople

The act of being irrationally stupid

You are a stoople piece of crap, I can't believe you'd even think that

by C.NasH January 22, 2009

Stoop-Muffin

Pertaining to a theoretically mentally disabled girl, who is not actually diagnosed with a mental disorder, but acts like it, whom cannot for whatever reason obtain a license, and who might run into something oblivious while driving without a license. i.e. a garage.

That girl is such a stoop-muffin, I wonder what happened to her.

ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..

by BaaaxerLips101 April 20, 2009

scoopability

1. A food's potiential to be successfully picked up by a serving/eating utensil.
2. A serving/eating utensil's ability to pick up food.

Dude: Hand me that spatula!
Friend: No, it doesn't have scoopability.
Dude: lolwut?
Friend: It will not aid you in obtaining your food.

by PostItPenname July 26, 2010