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Fort Stockton, TX

A small dusty and crusty town, where in less than 10 minutes you can drive the stip of Fabulous Dickingson Drive. But don't blink too long or you'll miss the oversized Roadrunner statue on the left, which the locals are oh so proud of. Activities consist of going to the one show theater/bowing alley and getting drunk with teenage loosers, or getting dunk and chasing food stamp honneys at the world famous Angel's night club. Careful because that hot apple bottom girl with the matching tits you keep buying drinks is probably 14! So its safer to chase the big body girl, nicknamed "Dually" as in the truck! And then theres the fine crap the locals call food, where you can get a flapjack thin steak from K-Bobs which tastes like french fry greese for some reason, or try the mouth watering TexMex at Jonny Chihuahuas which is blandish and will instanly remind you of the Middle School buritos that were banned in the 90's. One more thing, worth mentioning is the service you get around town....wait a minute there is nothing good to say!
Fort Stockton, TX is also known as the Bum Fuck Egypt of Texas!
by joeallgo January 20, 2011
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dry socket

A girl who won't 'put out.'
Don't waste your time on her, man. She's a dry socket.
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Socket Bag

The term "Socket Bag" is derived from "Tea Bag." "Socket Bagging" is the act of placing each testicle in your scrotum on the Eye Socket(s) of your partner – hence the name, "Socket Bag."
If that dumb bitch doesn't stop staring at my best friend, I'm going to socket bag her.

Man, I'm about to socket bag that bitch, and she won't even see it cumin'!
by Nezom July 13, 2007
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stocktaking

wanking at work, usually in a storeroom
hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?

won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking
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womb socket

Jason pulled over and offered to help a woman whose car broke down. After staring down her shirt the whole time she was checking the oil, he said "It looks like there's a problem with your womb socket. I ain't no mechanic, but I'd sure be happy to take a look."
by Mike Payne May 5, 2008
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the socket

An alternate to the Shocker (finger fuck) where the user uses the pinky finger to enter the anus and the thumb to tickle the taint.
She got me with the socket, sneaky bitch.
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Stocktonian

To dish out as many or more assists than the great John Stockton.
Rajon Rondo just dropped 17 dimes on Detroit, that's Stocktonian!
by Michael Wilbon November 4, 2010
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