Stooking

When two people simultaneously masturbate while unknowingly thinking of each other.

"I totally spanked it while thinking about you last night."
"Oh my god, what time was that?"
"About...11:45"
"Weird, we were totally Stooking each other, cuz I was thinking of you while I rubbed one out!

by ThaDuke September 18, 2012

Stoofie

Stupid Fuck

When someone asks a question that was just asked

Com'on stoofie

by Kay-Dot-23 November 17, 2013

stoof

Random things. Low country British for "stuff"

Black pudding is blood sausage and oatmeal with other stoof added

by BlueLew May 8, 2015

Stoofoo

Another way of shut the f*ck up to someone. Usually used in MMO'a dn FPS online games.

Player 1 - I just lost cause my internet is lagging...
Player 2 - Stoofoo noob you got pwned, no excuses

by Ticondreous October 16, 2005

stoof and tingie(s)

1. Derived from the words "stuff" and "things", an alternate term to be used as a replacement when the actual term of something is unknown. (strictly meant to be used towards close friends or when talking in a very casual manner)

2. Used when something is felt needed to be said but nothing comes to mind.

1.
Bob: Hey, do you know what you have to do next after getting that red stoof and tingie(s)?

2.
Alex: LOL! CHRIS! I JUST BOUGHT A LAPTOP FOR $20!!
Chris: Mmk..stoof and tingie(s).

by darkdax July 10, 2011

Stooge

Word popularized by Pat Mcafee on 'The Pat Mcafee Show', used to refer to someone of general annoyance or someone who displays ineptitude at their profession.

"Mike McCarthy has got to be the biggest stooge in football, the guy stinks."

by JDfromcompton November 13, 2020

stood

If you are lucky enough to not only be a Stuart but also a Dude, this is clearly what everone on this humbled planet shall call you!

James: "Sup Stood?"
Stuart: "lmaoplanes, Smeddles"
James: "Rofflecopter, Stood"

by jayseven April 16, 2005