squalto

When you go into a bathroom and dont feel like sitting on the actual toilet seat and end up hovering over as you drop a fat douce. It originated in England the 18th century when upper class women didnt want to get an anal herpes.

Also a cult movement where many males gather and shit on each others chests.

The Queen of England: Ello would you like to take a squalto with me?

Andrew: Hey Levi!
Levi: Whats up?
Andrew: Im kind of cold, do you want to come over here and squalto all over me?
Levi: You betcha!!

by A-lick and young Lezee September 28, 2008

Squeakim

A small, high pitched, funny sounding fart, caused by attempting to make a large fart come out silent in order not to look stupid, in the end making the farter in question look even more stupid.

"I was talking to this girl and I felt a fart coming on, so I tried to adjust my butt cheeks to silence it, but it came out as a squeakim. She laughed at me and left."

by mryoshi23 January 11, 2010

SqueakGeek

a big bag full of love, awesomeness, and all that's good in the world

omg SqueakGeek is on woot well its time to feel the Love and Rock On

by DKY February 3, 2010

squeaked by

to barely succeed against overwhelming odds.

squeaked by means to barely succeed against overwhelming odds

by blondesportster September 13, 2013

Squalrus

The act of a woman receiving anal sex from a tusk.

Carly gets turned on when she's at the zoo because she wants to squalrus with the tusks.

by Connor Faggot November 30, 2014

SqualorMart

The poor man's Target.

Daquan hit up SqualorMart for an Insta-Slim Tank, a Veggetti, and a Pet Rider.

by Fleekster April 5, 2015

squeak preview

A fart leading up to a shit

I let out a squeak preview after eating all that Indian food

by tengle August 25, 2015