Squanty

To feel weird/embarassed because of an awkward person, thing, or situation.

If a guy tries to hollar at you and trips on his way over, it would make you feel squanty.

by Ngan Pham January 4, 2009

bottle squat

A bottle squat is when a female squats down over a beer bottle and takes as much of the neck of the bottle into her vagina as she wants, and attempts to pick it up using only her vaginal muscles.

In order to get into the sorority, Kerri had to perform the dreaded bottle squat in the middle of the party.

by Almohada July 1, 2008

squat

a triple thot

1."Leslie you are a squat"
2."I don't give a fuck"

by A Squatttt May 25, 2019

polish squalor

squalor so abject it is reminiscent of poland circa world war two.

jon lubanski lives in polish squalor.

wyatt's breath is tangible polish squalor.

by come.here.jah February 27, 2008

Squanto

A Beer Pong rule common in frat houses in the South-east region of the United States. If a player were to completely overshoot a shot without touching the table or cup, and the other team catches it in mid-air; the player must yell "Squanto" before violently throwing the ball across the table to that who overshot the ball. If the ball hits the player from the bottom of the neck to the top of the head, that player must remove a cup. The player that caught the ball to start with still gets a shot regardless as to if he misses the throw or nails the intended target.

Player 1- *Overshoots Ball*

Player 3- *Catches ball behind cups* Squanto!!! *Whips ball at player 1*

Player 1- *Ducks* Whoa there! You almost Squanto'd me there to win the game!

by SAE Squanto December 5, 2014

Cop A Squat

"Cop-a-Squat" originally meant taking either a piss or a shit in a non-regular or non-familiar/public setting. "Pop-a-squat" has evolved from that general intent, now meaning taking/finding a semi-permanent seat in a public setting that even if not designed to accomodate asses (like a toilet in a public restroom), still for a short period of time provides butt rest. Although introduced in the US in the late '90's, and heavily promoted in New York City, "private, 'public' time-controlled spaces", like the self-cleaning, time-controlled public 'porto-potties' just didn't mesh with true western socio-public values.

So, cop-a-squat used to mean finding a public place to "eliminate", even if it wasn't technically a restroom, and includes friends bathrooms. The definition "pop a squat" s/b subcategorized with "cop a squat" because both actions involve claiming a temporary place for ones' Ass. I submit the merging of the definitions/terms, and the definition be:
Cop a squat-
any temporary placement of the gluteal physio-segment, whether clothed or not, that provides physio-relief, whether through the process of elimination or the temporary relief of musculo-skeletal distress (needing to sit your broken-ass body down for 20 minutes).

Thanks.

I need to cop a squat.
I need to cop/pop a squat.

by splazmataz March 10, 2011

Squatch

A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.

Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.

by Dextin July 31, 2011