Soft Cup

The curving of one's hand(s) into a cup formation and gently proceeding to cup the ass or any other sexual body part of an another.
Usually done with consent of both parties, but know to have other occurrences.

Other Forms:
Soft Cuppage
Soft Cupping
Soft Cupped

A:"Look at that butt"
B:"Ima go soft cup that"
OR
"she let me get some good soft cuppage"

by L DuB33 February 3, 2009

soft stuffing the basket

Attempting to have sex with a flaccid penis. Most likely to happen after a night of drinking

OMG- Drew was so drunk he spent HOURS soft stuffing the basket. I finally had to clue him in.....

by kiki921 August 5, 2007

soft pudding

The act of an extremely inebriated or repulsed male attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis

Bro how'd it go last night with that chick?
Not too good I tried to feed her the soft pudding. I figured everything would straighten itself out once I got in. It didn't happen.

So did you have sex with that guy last night?
Sort of, he fed me the soft pudding for a little while and then he passed out.

Man I can't believe you jumped on that grenade last night.
Well technically I didn't, all I could muster up was the soft pudding before passing out.

by Rubbing Dicks January 30, 2010

soft-peen-goo

Soft-peen-goo describes the discharged ejaculate from a non-erect penis. This happens when a male becomes so excited and turned on that before there is a chance to become hard and erect he blows his load.

She was about to give him a blow-job but, before she get get her lips around it a stream of soft-peen-goo shot right into her eye.

by Joey Bag-O'Douche May 18, 2010

Soft Office Bod

Soft Office Bod is ultimately the body you get from working in an office all day: 8 hrs, florescent lights and a chair for your fat ass. Soft, lumpy and pale. Soft Office Bod is a noun, not a verb, and never used with the word, "a" in front of it.

Dang, now that I have this full-time job I sure have soft office bod. Where did my beach body go?

or

Charlie: "Whoa, what's that frightening white thing over there?"

Joe: "Oh that's Allison. She got a job as an accountant, and now she's got full-on soft office bod."

by thelittlecupcake May 20, 2010

soft prostitution

The act of buying drinks, dinner, or other ancillary things for a partner while on a date with the hopes of sexual coitus.

Sherry will go down on you if you buy her a double double and some timbits. She's into soft prostitution like that.

by Megandreremy February 14, 2014

soft necking

The feeling/motion of being so drunk that you have no control of your head because your neck is soft. A level of drunkness.

"Dude! You're soft necking, sober up!"

by babybeem December 20, 2014