soberb

A semi-rural neighborhood populated mostly by old people, or by strict religious families. So called for the noticeable lack of parties.

Hey Mark, want to hit up Mickey and see if anything's going down around his area?
Huh? No, dude, Mickey's out of a straight-up soberb.

by An urban guy who doesnt drink January 18, 2008

soberado

being sober amongst people who are under the influence of drugs or alcohol. A soberado is most likely a soberado because they want to be able to babysit their drugged up friends, unless of course they can handle babysitting while under the influence of any substance.

guy: I'm so tempted. i gave up liquor but my drunk friends are having a damn good time.
guy 2: Don't worry bro. i'll sober it out with you. SOBERADOS!
guy: SOBERADOS!!
*"pounding fists" or "slapping skins" should follow.

by Arvie December 9, 2008

Sober Soldier

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009

Sobercabbed

Fooling someone who is extremely drunk into giving you large amounts of money for driving them somewhere.

I just sobercabbed that guy and got 100 bucks!

by OnlytheBestWords July 28, 2010

Soberdose

Antonym of overdose. recoveryintervention

The sight of his girlfriend on Craigslist naked when he was drunk looking for an escort was a soberdose.

by santikins June 16, 2011

sober shades

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

by weed doctor November 23, 2011

Sober-friend

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.

"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."

by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011