smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

smoothginer

From the words "smooth" and "vagina"= "smoothginer".

A shaved pussy that is smooth and free of razor bumps or other unsightly marks.

The opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer.

A smoothginer is associated with a funginer.

I went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.

by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

smoothspert

An expert of smoothies. One who specializes in smoothie studies. A fine connoisseur of smoothieology.

I hear that he's a smoothspert so he'll know what to order.

With enough studying I hope to one day be a smoothspert.

Don't think that your higher than me because your a smoothspert now.

by rgagem February 20, 2010

smooth farter

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

by thefilmguy November 27, 2011

Sloftly

Adj. When you think your friends are crazy, and weird but they are cool at the same time, and you think they are always on drugs.

My sloftly friends are always high on life, even though they don't have one!

by ChildrenAreScary November 14, 2015

smootherine

A man who is superiorly suave, or more"smooth" than most men. Aka a man with swagger.

This man is a smootherine.

by IsaacBambooa March 17, 2017