schlems

a word used in a rural area, that means
"skew"

pearson A: where you go?
pearson B: I go schlems up

by guellatoni May 12, 2004

Schemail

An e-mail message plotting devious schemes or pranks

Mary schemailed Joe and Greg the plans to wrap everything Ted's office with aluminum foil while he was away on vacation.

by CupcakeJoy March 22, 2010

scheme

a totally fucked up derivative of LISP. A screwy shitty programming language that no self respecting Computer Scientist should ever be forced to work with or look at.

(+(*(/(-(3 4)5)6)7)8) <-- see its shit

by skeem July 28, 2003

Team Scheme

A group of individuals that see how many people they can hook up with/"talk" to, over a period of time, without anyone catching feelings.

Jenny - "Amy, you goin' out tonight?"
Amy - "Team Scheme!" (:

by jaygotswagger June 18, 2012

Schlemm

Homosexual with a big nose but small penis.

Mark Schlemm

by Orange May 24, 2004

scheming

Dubbing like schmie. For all to see and everyone to respect

The jetta it looks like you're scheming.

by Schmie August 7, 2005

schwemmy

a word used to instead of gay like that kid is so schwemm or my dad is schwemm wow what a schwemmy person

ur such a fuckin schwemm u suck cock

by pookie soan September 27, 2004