curt schilling

Kick ass pitcher for the red sox who absolutely OWNS the yankees and is the best pitcher around.

Wow, Curt Schilling beat the yankees again last night.

by rtripper April 21, 2005

curt schilling

A future hall of fame right-hand pitcher for the boston red sox,arizona diamondbacks, and philadelphia phillies. Although he is a great pitcher, he ruins his reputation as a good pitcher with his loud mouth. Curt Schilling is a drama queen who faked a bloody ankle as an excuse just in case he ended up losing to the yankees (a real team). He always tries to get people to love him, but most never do and never will.

Tom: Do you want to fake sick to get out of gym class today?
Bob: Who do you think I am Curt Schilling?!?

by G-Bansk April 28, 2005

schlong

penis, male genatalia etc

"i have a huge schlong" or "schlong it!"

by Alex .? May 19, 2006

schlong dancer

Chick that likes to do the horizontal bop, the tube snake boogie, lap dance and wieny goggle.

Yo that schlong dancer has got a tight little unit, watch her shake her money maker baby.

by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006

Schilling

verb - The act of overdosing on butter; to overdose on butter.

Yo, bro, why were you in the hospital?" "Bro, I totally just Schilling'd at that party last night." "Whoa, didn't know it was humanly possible to consume that much butter. Total Schilling.

by MrRom92 May 15, 2011

schlong cheddar

smegma, or "dick cheese"

Man, that guy is ripe. I can smell his schlong cheddar all the way over here.

by mattykay August 20, 2009

Schlong Slayer

A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.

-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!

by DosVons May 8, 2010