Definitions by mattykay

schlong cheddar 

smegma, or "dick cheese"

Man, that guy is ripe. I can smell his schlong cheddar all the way over here.

schlong cheddar by mattykay August 20, 2009

horsewhacker 

An exceptionally long penis, so called because it is out of proportion to the average male body and long and thick enough to strike a person.

"My horsewhacker is thicker than a donkey dick and longer than an ox cock."

horsewhacker by mattykay August 20, 2009

dirty englishman 

a tea enema given to a woman after anal sex by a man who wants to watch her cleaned out.

After fucking her real hard, he gave her the dirty englishman to clean her out.

dirty englishman by mattykay August 20, 2009