reesty being literally something that smells putrid or stinks - figuratively being a slang describing something not awesome, and Schmeal being a negative noun. (person, place or thing)
When Billy Reynolds tells you about how good he is at ping pong, he is full of reesty schmeal.
I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.
I saw some reesty schmeal in Billy Reynolds nappy hair the other day when I was jazzersizing.
by Ian Shaw July 24, 2008
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The act of convincing a female that you are going to make sweet love in her vagina, and then right before penetration, unbeknownst to her, you spin said female around and penetrate her anal cavity until fatal and or serious internal bleeding commences. The result of aforementioned interior bleeding is an easily identifiable ring of blood around the base of the shaft... of the penis.
Last night at band practice we had the best schlieffen plan ever, it took an entire roll of bounty to remove the rings of blood from the participants dongs.
by Where's Ten? December 1, 2004
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Verb: to act like a schmeckl
Adj: being like a schmeckl
Adv: (Schmecklishly) doing something as a schmeckl would
Verb: to act like a schmeckl
Adj: being like a schmeckl
Adv: (Schmecklishly) doing something as a schmeckl would
Nick is such a schmeckl.
Did you see Nick at the show? He schmeckled all over the place!
Stop being so schmeckl, Nick.
Nick walked down the street rather schmecklishly.
Did you see Nick at the show? He schmeckled all over the place!
Stop being so schmeckl, Nick.
Nick walked down the street rather schmecklishly.
by ajaxthegreat April 11, 2009
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by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006
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An 18-30 year old male or female who is doing absolutely nothing with their life. Their hobbies include sitting around their rich parents house, getting high out back, worrying about getting grounded, and going to high school parties. In the off-chance that they have a job it is for no more than 15 hours a week and they call in sick a lot. They like the band Korn because they feel unique and misunderstood. They also have the hygenic skills of a retarded chimpanzee.
An 18-30 year old male or female who is doing absolutely nothing with their life. Their hobbies include sitting around their rich parents house, getting high out back, worrying about getting grounded, and going to high school parties. In the off-chance that they have a job it is for no more than 15 hours a week and they call in sick a lot. They like the band Korn because they feel unique and misunderstood. They also have the hygenic skills of a retarded chimpanzee.
verb: "Dude, we graduated 5 years ago and Mikes dating some 16 year old chick and just schmebbing it up at high school parties every weekend, its fucking sad."
noun: "Man, you cant light up a cigarette within 2 blocks of the bus depot without some Schmebb asking to bum one"
noun: "Man, you cant light up a cigarette within 2 blocks of the bus depot without some Schmebb asking to bum one"
by Zeno B November 4, 2006
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I decided to schliem and buy a stripper for me and Brad tonight.
I really went schliem and spent $200 dollars on shots for people I don't know and I didn't even get laid.
Man, next time I schliem you gotta tell me. I spent $483 dollars on video poker at the bar, then I accused everyone at the bar of stealing my money.
I really went schliem and spent $200 dollars on shots for people I don't know and I didn't even get laid.
Man, next time I schliem you gotta tell me. I spent $483 dollars on video poker at the bar, then I accused everyone at the bar of stealing my money.
by Geoff Jenkins April 7, 2008
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