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schliem

A drug deal where someone steals your money.
Any event where something bad happens.
I tried to get some coke, but the nigger schliem me good. I hate getting the schliem.
I tracked poop all through the house. I can't believe that schliem happened. I can't clean up that schliem.
by Rezo Dezo Pezo April 6, 2008
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Schliem

When someone owes you close to one thousand dollars, but after several years there is no hope of getting any money. Often, as a result of one's deadbeat friends
He crashed my car and I schliem out 900 dollars that I won't see again.
What an ass, Mike still schliems methat 900 dollars from three years ago, he spends that much weekly at the bars or on drugs!
by Dr. Frank Thomas XV April 28, 2008
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schliem

an obnoxious odor, originating from anal dreads in a mans ass crack

doing something stupid when blacked out and then pissing/shitting yourself/bed
man, i gotta shower, im so schliem rite now.
whats that smell? its so schliem

hey, you hear what happend to brad? he got blacked out and schliem'd himself last night. kim was mad
by professor dickcheese April 5, 2008
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schliem

A drug deal where someone steals your money.
Any event where something bad happens.
I tried to get some coke, but the nigger schliem me good. I hate getting the schliem.
I tracked poop all through the house. I can't believe that schliem happened. I can't clean up that schliem.
by Rezo Dezo Pezo April 6, 2008
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Schliem

To spend money in an alarming fashion for no reason, usually with impaired thoughts due to alcoholism. Often, the person cannot recall where this money went.
I decided to schliem and buy a stripper for me and Brad tonight.
I really went schliem and spent $200 dollars on shots for people I don't know and I didn't even get laid.
Man, next time I schliem you gotta tell me. I spent $483 dollars on video poker at the bar, then I accused everyone at the bar of stealing my money.
by Geoff Jenkins April 7, 2008
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schlemazel

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.
A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014
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Schlime

A combination of the words 'Schlatt' and 'Slime'. This is the word that you use when addressing only the closest homies.
"Ay what's up Schlime, you ready to go buss in the subbys?"
by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 24, 2020
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