smoking rope

Smoking weed. the plant used to make weed, Cannabis, is also used for making rope.

yo, you been smoking rope? cause ure fucking blazin man.

by TTG December 22, 2007

Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.

I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that

by Steve Globs March 8, 2019

dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

Second Hand Cock Smoking

Verb. One tasting the taste of a cock (usually one's own) by kissing somebody who has just smoked a cock.

So I kissed the bitch after she blew me, and I tasted second hand cock smoking.

by Stone Costa December 21, 2008

whale net stockings

The larger version of fish net stockings, only worn by obese women.

Those whale net stockings really help to hide her stretch marks.

by Silver tongued liar September 29, 2013

smoking ace

the act of dispensing cocaine onto the female genitalia and having the woman proceed to queef and have it result in a poof of cocaine in mid-air followed by the second party which will attempt to inhale said poof.

brandon takes off his socks before he gets a smoking ace from a fat girl

by dc dance May 22, 2010

smoking pussy

When a cigarette is placed into a vagina, and the vaginal walls contract so as to inhale and exhale the cigarette smoke.

"Are you into smoking pussy porn?"
"No, I think cigarettes are disgusting as it is."

by Rooney101 January 22, 2010