A complete and utter idiot move of which there is no mistaking, even more embarrassing due to the stupidity behind it.
Can you believe Stan? He really blew the rooster on that one.
He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.
He didn't just fuck up, he blew the rooster.
by Soapy Johnson September 23, 2010

When during a mfm threeway with the girl riding on top, and she starts to orgasm tilting her head back letting out screams of delight (as in crowing like a rooster), the other guy shoots his load into her mouth causing her to choke and cough.
Dude, the other night with Mandy, she was was cumming so loud I had to shoot the rooster to get to her to quiet down.
by Lahist March 7, 2023

When the consequences of all your procrastination comes back to haunt you, and you have to deal with them.
It's the first day of work since Christmas break. For all the times I said, I'll deal with that next year... all my procrastination roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

by Mike alonso January 10, 2019

"Dirt Rooster" is a term for any vehicle throwing a rooster tail of dirt as it accelerates. Typically this is shortened to "roosted" when describing someone on the receiving end of a rooster tail. For instance racers coming off the starting line behind a faster racer get roosted by a dirt rooster.
My new mud knobs turned my bike into a serious dirt rooster. The paddle tires on that mud truck make it a dirt rooster.
by Hon Zuki September 5, 2021

by Taylor5234 November 7, 2023

by Slim trimmer September 18, 2020
