Spoiled Rotten

People who had been coddled for all or the majority of their childhood

Chris was spoiled rotten because his parents were old

by ChinPingas August 31, 2022

Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023

rotten dick syndrome

knob rott basicaly

wanna make love?
sorry, my dick has rotted off

by Ali P March 15, 2004

Rotten Cock

a penis that looks rotten, sometimes black looking as if it is burnt, blistered, dead peeling skin, small and shriveled.

Drew has a rotten cock, I think that he should go to the doctor and get that shit looked at before it falls on.

by JBOXED March 19, 2009

Johnny Rotten complex

A behavioral disorder, in which the patient behaves like a complete and utter belligerent arsehole because they are trying, vainly and way too hard, to be as punk as humanly possible. Common among snotty teenagers, but most outgrow it.

Kelsey used to be cool, but she developed a Johnny Rotten complex, and now she's this little bitch who tries way too hard to be oi oi punk rawk.

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

Rotten Ronnies

A stupid McDonalds restaurant thats not really a restaurant. its like deep fried crap served on a bun. People who think its good turn into a fat-ass with 4 ass's and sue.

Some dude ate at Rotten Ronnies and gained 4 ass's in the next week, then sued.

by Sooey May 28, 2004

rottening

When something is going bad or sour.

She is rottening from the inside out.

by NONL March 24, 2017