corn pwn

also spelled corn pone; highest level of pwnage; derived from the story of the english settlers taking the indians land in return for only corn; most often seen when the 'pwnee' flips the pwn on the 'pwner'
Student 1: Hahaha I pwnd you on that math test!
Student 3: pwnt.
Student 2: Dude, I had my autistic sister take it for me.
Student 3: corn pwn!
by um_num_num_num_numm December 07, 2009
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post-pwn

To post-pwn is to pwn someone, then either:
a. pwn them again in a short period of time.
or
b. bring up an instance of pwning someone, often bringing back the original pain/humiliation of being pwned.
a. (In x-box live)
n00b: I do believe you have defeated my character!
player: Yeah! That's right! You got pwned!
(3 minutes later)
n00b: oh em gee! It seems as if you have defeated me again.
player: Oh yeah! POST-PWND!

b.
Dude 1: Hey, dude! Remember when you passed out on the floor and I shaved "loser" into your head?
Dude 2: Aww, man! Why'd you just have to post-pwn me?
by My name isn't Earl February 01, 2008
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Ultra Pwn

This means uber pwning someone to the m4x. This is the greatest type of pwn.
by ninja4 February 28, 2005
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nOOb pwns

The reverse of pwning nOObs. To pwn nOObs someone would humiliate or "own" a novice or bad player. While to nOOb pwns you use elementary or basic tactics in a game to beat people who are veterans or pride themselves in their ability to game.

This can occur many video games but mostly first person shooters such as COD, Halo, Counter Strike, etc.
COD player: This tenth prestige was trying to drop shot me with a PPsh and i just walked up and knifed him.

Friend: Wow way to nOOb pwns

Halo player: This level fifty General naded me and then attempted to jump bash me. I took out my energy sword and nOObed him hard.

Friend: Haha he thought he was gunna pwn you too.

Halo player: i know that pwn just got nOObed real bad.
by whyisqwertyuiop[]\taken August 31, 2009
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Pwn Snacks

The result of a Quadropwn, or clearing four lines at once, in tetris; when the oppenents get Pwn Snacks, or garbage blocks, at the bottom of their tetris board.
Dude, please stop Quadropwning. I dont want any more pwn snacks!

by Quadropwner May 09, 2006
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Newman Pwns

A phrase used to describe how awesome Paul Newman is. Also kinda funny, because it rhymes with Newman's Own.
Wow, this is such good dressing! NEWMAN PWNS!
by Mikeboarder10 April 24, 2006
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self-pwn

when one humiliates themselves to thepoint point of being pwned
Yo whats up with that kid during class, he is always making stupid comments and self-pwning himslef.
by coopertrooper March 18, 2011
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