wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.
by weisyo May 31, 2006
Get the puddle cruiser mug.Woahhh! I've been puddled - I've only a three-foot square sight of focused vision - everything else is blurry... That "water" I felt land on my back and neck in the show earlier was obviously something far more potent.
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Large, strange shaped nipples. Puddles are generally found on boobs sized C and up. As the titty (and the girl ) increases in size... so does the chance for puddles. Puddles are similar to pancake nipples but not exactly the same. Puddles tend to be a brownish color almost like chocolate milk, and are much stranger shapes!
"I really thought her tits were going to be nice, but the nips we're an odd color and the shape of fucking illinois!... definite puddles"
by Johnny5ive August 21, 2011
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Get the Puddles McGee mug.A euphemism for having vaginal sex during the period, named for the pinkish mess created by the intermingling of blood and semen.
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Get the Puddle of Mudd mug.1)A puddle of fluid created during the act of sex.
2)A very loose and wet woman.
3)A deep puddle of water at a street crossing.
4)A messy situation
2)A very loose and wet woman.
3)A deep puddle of water at a street crossing.
4)A messy situation
1) There was no wet spot, it was a F*ck Puddle.
2) That girl was nothing but a F*ck Puddle
3) A taxi totally splashed me with a F*ck Puddle
4) we used to have something going, now it's turned into a total F*ck Puddle
2) That girl was nothing but a F*ck Puddle
3) A taxi totally splashed me with a F*ck Puddle
4) we used to have something going, now it's turned into a total F*ck Puddle
by Andy Pants July 20, 2008
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