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Procrastinating

Ironically what both you and I are doing right now! Common for long nights of studying for chemistry, math, English, Spanish, and eventually caving in to the crap that is public school and college. I am procrastinating while writing a definition of procrastinating. You were the one to look up procrastinating in the first place, so you don't even need a definition, although I gave it to you anyway.
Procrastinating: What you were doing while reading that long ass definition!

What I was doing while writing that long ass definition.

Should probably get to work now...
by CookPu69 January 15, 2014
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Procrastinastian

a religion that is based on the principle of procrastinating.
Say you believe in procrastinating as much as possible with school work. You could be considered a Procrastinastian.
by Pimpin' D November 2, 2004
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Procrastination

Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.
Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.
by MadamexXx February 19, 2009
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Procrastination

Meaning your suffering from it right now, Get to your fucking homework!!
Procrastination is a great excuse for missing homework.
by Swag Magee XII April 13, 2015
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Procrastination

sitting on the couch all day watching movies and thinking about sushi while you have a speaker portfolio due and a final to study for
Rachel does the procrastination all day long during finals week.
by kwheels December 9, 2010
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procrastinationbation

masturbation that is used as an excuse to procrastinate doing something
Guy1: Dude, I didn't get around to my history paper last night... i had a bad case of procrastinationbation. I couldn't get off the porn!
Guy2: SMH.
by 2kewl4psuedonyms September 24, 2011
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Procrastination

Similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize you just fucked yourself.
"Procrastination feels sooooo good, too bad I'm going to fail finals now."
by Supr€m€ March 27, 2016
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