Punching the werewolf

When a very hairy man is masturbating.

I think Billy takes long showers because he's in there punching the werewolf

by JudasJones August 28, 2019

pinching a squelcher

when you're pooping and instead of pinching it off, you mush it

dude, i went to the bathroom and i was totally pinching a squelcher

by geezerpleaser69 February 1, 2022

Punching a Kangaroo

slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Punching a Kangaroo: slang for throwing bricks through black owned business windows

Man 1: Im gonna go punch a kangaroo

by awrenad January 15, 2023

back-porching

the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute.
also see, front-porching

me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*

by Stevie;] January 14, 2008

Whale Poaching

A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there

Last night Carl was whale poaching this one fat ugly chick!

by Darkhaven February 18, 2011

Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011

hoe-poaching

verb, to try to steal another man's hoe while going out of his way to diss the guy she's already with.

"Man did you see that guy try to steal Tom's girl?"
"Yeah, man he was straight up, hoe-poaching."

by Cash4Gold August 5, 2012