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Pear o' balls

The testicles. A pear(scrotum) of balls(testicles), also a pear(pair) of balls.
Damn, she kicked his pear o' balls!

You'd have to have a big pear o' balls to do this shit!

That porn actor has a big pear o' balls!
by Nobli May 26, 2023
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mitchell pearce

The definition of a Mitchell Pearce is Poo Boy, with a fat girlfriend, lives in a caravan and owns a transit, with an appetite for Dog Clit.
1) You are such a Mitchell Pearce.
2) Don't be a Mitchell Pearce.
3) I don't like you, when you're a Mitchy P.
by Karid November 14, 2016
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Laura-pearl

The most caring, loyal and trustworthy person you will ever meet, the best friend you could ever have! She is shy with people she doesn't know, but is really a super crazy, hyper and happy person. Is usually positive, but some things can bring her down.

Is a amazing person to know and be around loves to make other laugh but don't take her kindness for granted cause she is crazy and loving at the same time . Has most likely been hurt by someone close to her but still tries to love like she has never been hurt.

The most beautiful woman in the world. She's smart, generous, and forgiving. The type of girl that lights up a dull room with her positive attitude and humor. She'll joke around, but you better know not to mess with her. Humble confidence radiates off of her with every step. She is the golden standard for what it means to be a woman. She's strong, compassionate , and absolutley breathtaking, . Her beauty will cut through into your heart, leaving you sweating and at a loss for words. She is by definition, the most perfect girl you will ever meet. She enjoys trouble making. She knows how to get what she wants,how,when,where she wants it.

Her smile etches itself in your memory and will make you smile whenever you recall it. As her name implies,she is more precious and rare to find than gold and diamond. There is usually only one in existence. When you fall in love with a Laura-pearl never let her go because you would never find anyone as unique and perfect as she is.
"Do you know who Laura-pearl is?" "She's my babe!"

Two gentlemen are at a table in an Italian restaurant.

Mitchell: Do you see that girl over there?

Ross: The brunette one, with an Italian look on her?

Mitchell: Yeah, she looks kinda like a goddess
Ross: She's ridiculously beautiful.........

Mitchell: And classy......and smart....and.......I'm getting her number. I'll bet she's a Laura-pearl.

Ross: Yeah........I bet.
by Jayasum December 5, 2017
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julia pearl

A beautiful but sensitive girl with a great heart and a great writer
Julia Pearl is my best friend and she’s great at writing.
by Nbdond January 22, 2018
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Trout Pearls

The force of his penis in her behind created an explosion of trout pearls on her chicken hair.
by Wustah999 July 22, 2018
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Golden pearl

When a woman gets a "golden shower" after a "cream pie"
She got 5 golden Pearl's in one night!
by Nyceguy September 19, 2018
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touch my pearls

You are engaged in conversation so your reaction towards something or someone that has impressed you. In a lady like way, our reaction is to "touch my pearls" in a manner that shows you've been impressed.
During conversation or showing that you're impressed. So you use the comment of " let me clutch my pearls or touch my pearls". Or it can have an opposite effect and you comment " let me clutch my pearls" because you're not impressed.
by So Fee says January 4, 2018
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