Patrick

some silly goose who tries too hard to make jokes

"man, some kid said the stupidest joke today"
"was his name Patrick?"
"yeah, how'd you know?"

by lilhuddysnpass March 5, 2019

Patrick

Patrick may not be the sexiest man or the strongest but he will have one great love in his life. He will protect this girl till is last breath. He is kind, caring, loving, romantic, and can always turn a bad day into a good one with his sarcastic comments

Bro Patrick just help me out after my girl left me

by That irish bastered July 7, 2018

Patrick

Spongebob's best friend. He is an idiot, like me, and has a cone head to represent the fact that he is. As fat and lazy as he is, he is still extremely loyal to his pals. Overall, patrick is not the brightest person around, but he is easily one of the most loyal cartoon characters known to man (besides pluto from mickey mouse).

Patrick is my favorite cartoon character.

You should name your dog patrick, and plus, that is a good name for a german shepherd.
spongebob

by FittestGNU July 15, 2016

Patrick

A Patrick is a snake...plain and simple; typically a redhead who is tall. He can be overly dramatic and always try to get in your way. Don't be a Patrick.

"Did you hear how Patrick sent an embarrassing photo of Michael?"

"Yeah I know, what a snake move."

by Ultimate_Sexy_Gamer May 15, 2019

patrick

an absolute wasteman!!!!! He is so desperate to get shordies but they all reject him. he got one who looks like a chimp. A Patrick is a wannabe cool kid and likes cock. Ladies stay away from him.

"EWWWW look its Patrick Graham.. he's such a wastemonnn someone collect him"

by GamerBoy2020 May 10, 2018

Patrick

A fucking teenager resembling a fucking sports mannequin, this species of human has hair resembling a bowl cut and quite certainly has the IQ of room temperature. ( imagine a whore + pick me girl + ugly jock combined into one sentient being ( research is still underway ) Natural habitat is the soccer field and rebel sports if you see one proceed with caution and leave the premises IMMEDIATELY

I saw a wild Patrick we must evacuate

by jaqueequee vonqualius June 13, 2023

Patrick

Patrick gives off a rapey vibe and probably has a big nose you should be scared of patricks

Person1:oh shit is that a Patrick
Person2:let's bounce

by Cumdumpster69420 October 19, 2020