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Ultimo Negro 

A beverage in the outline of a shot concocted at a fine upstanding establishment. This superior cocktail includes the beloved key ingredients that African Americans find to be appealing.....

1 oz Courvoisier
1 oz Hennessey
1 oz Remy Martin
1 oz Christian Brothers

You mix all of these together and strain into a fine crystal glass........
Excuse me sir JMac, would you care to indulge into the faultless taste of one Ultimo Negro ????
Ultimo Negro by I Love Your Face !! October 22, 2009
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The Negro Stone 

The Negro Stone is the seventh and most rare infinity stone of the Marvel Universe. This stone is black in color and when used, the user can say the n word. Thanos may have the power to wipe out half the universe in one snap of his fingers, but he can't say the n word, and at the end of the day, do you really have power if you can't say the n word. The Negro Stone is guarded by the first black president, Bill Clinton.
Thanos: "Until i have the negro stone, i'm not the most powerful being in the universe"
The Negro Stone by Negronian June 5, 2018

Magic Negro

1. Reference to Barack Obama's ability to fix everything with fluffy words alone. Since he can imitate a good speaker with help of a teleprompter ignorant obamabots believe he can fix everything. He should be able to balance a budget, get free health care for deadbeats while not hurting the economy, zero unemployment and almost free solar/wind powered energy everywhere even though the science is not close to where he claims or affordable.

With his magic he was also going to make friends with misunderstood thug leaders in place like Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba. Turned out they were bad and they don't like him despite being a non-white guy. They laughed and mocked him just as they did those he Succeeded.

2. Abundant in recent advertising showing smart black people helping dumb whites out with things you know damn well they are capable of figuring out.
This magic negro Barack said we can have free health care. Now he just has to find a few Trillion dollars he does not have to pay for it.

Thanks to magic negros in commercials I know to save for my kids college, buy auto insurance and take Aleve for pain. White people never knew this!
Magic Negro by eldridge cleaver January 2, 2012

Shaken Negro Syndrome 

The sudden urge to shake some sense into an annoying grown black person. The shaking should be violent enough to repair the apparent brain damage.

Also referred to as SNS
This waitress is horrible, I feel a sudden case of Shaken Negro Syndrome is needed.
Shaken Negro Syndrome by K.J.Steezy January 14, 2012

Memoirs of a negro man 

A book that doesn't exist. Based on the idea that blacks don't/shouldn't know how to write.
Yeah, I've got the original Constitution on my bookshelf, right next to the Memoirs of a negro man.

magic negro

U.S. Democrat presidential candidate Barak Obama who is partly African-American and has virtually no career history in politics. White voters like him because he is non-threatening and supporting an African-American for president assuages guilt over slavery, segregation and other racist policies of the past. Black civil-rights activists claim he isn't "black enough."
"Barak the Magic Negro lives in D.C.
the L.A. Times called him that
'cause he's black but not authentically..."
magic negro by word_g33k March 25, 2007