Nardy

A nerd party. Not necessarily having a nerdy theme, but consisting of ALL non-popular or nerdy people.

Fuck the popular kids, lets throw a Nardy.

by Em-Dawg September 18, 2012

Nard

A person that is gay, retarded, stupid, a pussy, and a douche bag.

Dude that kid is a total nard
OMG look at that fuckin nard

by Forty40 September 6, 2009

Nard-dog

Awesome, unbelievably extreme in nature.

"That's so nard-dog!"

"Yo, that 360 in the half-pipe was totally nard-dog!"

by Nard-dog August 19, 2009

nards

Derived from the common definition (see above) and used as a nickname in some circles to refer to McDonalds' Chicken McNuggets (occasionally as "McNards"), likely as a suggestive jab at the ambiguous, un-chickenlike consistency they had prior to the chain's conversion to all-white meat nuggets as well as their ominously reliable, vaguely unnatural shapes.

MickeyD's has about a dozen kinds of burgers, and what do you always get? The Nards... Give me one.

by Holly Teacakes September 9, 2006

Naridium

A precious metal more Precious than Platnium.

YO! that N*gga be rockin' that phat Naridium necklace.

by DANE DILIEGRO April 28, 2004

nardles

synonym for testicles.

SON OF A B****!!! Baby boy just head-butted me in the nardles!

by mprfct gntlmn October 24, 2009

Nardong

Statically charged homosexual fish of the large variety. They take pleasure in taking advantage of the smaller fish by statically shocking them into sexual submission.

Billy: OH MAH GAWD! What is Jerry the sturgeon doing that goldfish!?

Johnny: It's natural... he's a nardong

by ColonelPineapple March 25, 2010