Molesterbater

When you molest someone with a werid accent.

Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health

by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011

Molesty

describes having the appearance and aura of a molester.

This word originated in 2003, upon the release of a local album, upon which the bass player was described as having a "molesty" look.

"Wow. That guy is pretty molesty."

by yullgull February 7, 2015

McChild Molestor

This is a big mac sandwich from Mcdonalds but instead of those wimpy meat patties, they throw on the meat patties from a quarter pounder

"Dude the meat patties on this McChild Molestor are so much bigger than the ones on a regular big mac. Badass!"

by S.O.L.O. October 27, 2009

molestache

A mustache so disturbingly creepy, it literally molests your eyeballs. It also has been known to put women and men into a trance, whereupon the victim awakens, disrobed with the sneaking suspicion he or she has been raped.

Janine: Holy shit that was close!
Ugly Jane: What was?
Janine: The molestache on that trucker over there almost caught me in its trailer-tractor beam. Now come on, let's scram before we black out and wake up raped!
Ugly Jane: You go on ahead, I'm gonna get my fuck on.

by carrotworm June 11, 2011

Cereal Molestor

A person who has a ting' for cereal and molests cereal of all kinds.

"Hey joo, get your dick out of the Rice Crispie bowl, you cereal molestor! It might go snap, crackle or BLAP!"

by Blap is coming November 30, 2003

molesta

see: R Kelly

"Fiesta, Fiesta, remixed by R Kelly Child Molesta.

by jason June 2, 2003

molestican

A person of latino heritage that works at a local restaurant (in any given town). He has an expired green card and likes to place unwelcome advances unto the underage girls in said restaurant.

Get away you crazy molestican! No quiero tu carne!!!

by syrup828 September 25, 2004