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a chick that dresses like everyday is hot and its always time for the beach and who wears awfully bright nail polish. also a girl with way too tanned skin. kinda a glamour surfie. with way too much money and time to care bout REAL issues.
Likes to think guys like them. only guys with an IQ lower than 100
that tanned chick of home and away (cassie?)

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80% of teen girls aged 13-20

"look at that crispie" (usually said by bitter emo girls)
crispie by Ash117 August 21, 2008
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Burnt Rice Crispie 

(n.)

1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."

2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. Patrick Mason had a trance enducing burnt rice crispie resting on his neck.

2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...

Rice Crispie Treats 

A clone of rice with sticky residue all over it.

(WARNING: CAN BE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROINE)
"Hey what are you hooked on?"
"Rice Crispie Treats"

Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats 

This phrase is mainly used when your in public and you either mess up or really mad and you don't want to say a long slur of swears.
"Snap, crackle, pop rice crispie treats"! I ripped my nail!

crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights 

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

Crispin Freeman

Crispin Freeman has a god-like voice that can only be compared to Shawn Connery.

Connor Crispens

retard who cant even hold a fart in
"He was ripping ass all class! He's such a Connor Crispens!"