mandy 

beautiful, loving, nice, with a voice that will make you instantly orgasm

did your read about a mandy?

Shes a huge star

mandy by s642011 November 21, 2010

mundane 

A person who possesses no metaphysical talents or qualities. Alternately, a person who is perceived to lack a certain form of enlightenment, intelligence, or talent. Generally used by the persons who possess said gifts or qualities, and is sometimes but not necessarily used in a condescending or elitist manner. Was used in the sci-fi series "Babylon 5" by the telepaths to refer to non-telepaths. Also used in some psychic, spiritual, or metaphysical circles to refer to those who have no such talents.

The mundanes have no concept of magic, they're completely blind to it, our ways are strange to them.

mundane by Protocol April 15, 2003

Muddy Muskie

When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.

Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.

Muddy Muskie by the cock monster March 23, 2009

charlie mundey

Smell of raw sewage emiting from one's ass. see soup ass

Sanders farted causing everyone in the room to throw up. Cambardella said "Damn, that was a charlie mundey".

charlie mundey by wolff man October 28, 2008

mendy logic 

A thought process or statement that has such large holes in it and makes such little sense that you think the person must be joking, but they are actually serious.

John: Wow, Dan, I could use a cup of coffee.
Dan: NO! Caffeine is horrible!
John: Really?
Dan: Yeah, one time I snorted cocaine, shot up heroin, took a bottle of aspirin, and drank a cup of coffee, and I've had trouble breathing and a twitch ever since. I'll never drink coffee again!
John: Wow, Dan, that is such mendy logic!

Katie: Gosh Jess, I have this Target gift card I've been dying to use but Target closed an hour ago!
Jess: Why don't you just go to Wal-Mart? It's open 24 hours!
Katie: Wow, Jess, that's some serious mendy logic.

mendy logic by chelsieangelaluis February 21, 2009

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

muddy windows by Box May 6, 2004

muddy stick 

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock

i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick

muddy stick by johny T. cuddler December 11, 2004