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martensen

The sexiest person around. Gets all of the babes. He's also super handsome!
Hey did you see Martensen? Yeah he's so {sexy} and handsome! I wish I was like Martensen. He gets all of the chicks.
by Geärgert May 30, 2017
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molter

Man, he just totally molter'd me!!
by Azareal September 14, 2006
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Morten

A Word for a tall and akward wanker.
That guy looks like a tall akward wanker. He is such a Morten
by Mazzett April 22, 2015
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Mortem Metallum

The worse roblox fighting game since the owner ender don’t care about it
Man mortem metallum hitboxes suck ass
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montebon

someone who thinks that they are asian, but in reality, they are actually PI's

(non-asian)
va-gee-gee

a montebon often believes that he or she is good at spanish, but sucks ASS

what she would say

EXCUSEMOI, hip hip
by mikayyyy July 31, 2007
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Phil Martelli

Greatest College basketball coach in the universe.
Ranked #1 by the interuniversal college basketball association.
26 years coaching Team Milky Way Galaxy winning every Universe Championship.

Spent 15 years raised by wolves, learning basketball amongst the Mongolian Monks. He has greater influence than many people, including that of the late great Jesus Christ. It is rumored that the basketball trick of walking on water was passed through this line of tutalege, for intermural games in the rain ONLY at Dermond field in Drexel Hill (the place of worship)


Father Figure to such basketball greats as: Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, Wilt Chamberlin, John Stockton, Tyrone Hill, Phil Martelli Jr., Phil Martelli III, the artist formerly known as Phil Martelli, and Phil Martelli V (IV and Phil did not have good relations). Also famous Hispanic Baller Phillipe El Nino Martellinio. From glorious Drexel Hill Pennsylvania, where his influence has been felt in basketball hot spots such as Saint Bernadette's Gym/Lunchroom and Dermond Field.

He is now Supreme ruler of Drexel Hill and his power lies outside of the jurisdiction of the United States government.

He now coach Saint Joes Basketball.
by Boss Mode January 18, 2009
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Monte Carlo

A damn nice car made from 1970-1988 and then brought back in 1995. The best years of these cars are 1973-1977. Not 78 and newer (sorry Monte Guy). These cars are cliche'd for being low riders and are heavy as hell, but can and do make a good sleeper. These cars can also take a lot of punishment which is why a lot of people use them as demolition derby or circle track cars.
Check out that awesome red and white 1976 Monte Carlo. He sure smoked that '70 Chevelle.
by 76monteman April 4, 2004
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