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porch monk

Very religous member of the jigaboo race who follows the teachings of Islam. Can be seen every morning waking up from their 40 water hang over to face west and worship the nearest Cadillac dealership.
Porch Monk: Asamalama nekka ma brotha
Decent Human Being: Fuck you porch monk!!!!
by munchkinhatro December 31, 2006
mugGet the porch monkmug.

monk punk

A variant strain of science fiction where lovable technophile monks are the heroes of misadventures unfolding in a post-apocalyptic era. These wacky abbots and friars play crucial roles in preserving scientific and philosophical knowledge, even though it gets warped and twisted through the filter of religious superstition, often to ridiculous extremes. Bonus points for radioactive mutants, deformities, plague, witch burnings, alien visitations, nuclear fallout. Like other -punk genres, this one has nothing to do with punk rock, except maybe if you count the mutants.

Contrast with cyberpunk and steampunk, two related sci-fi "punk" sub-genres.
Walter Miller's A Canticle for Leibowitz and Neal Stephenson's Anathem are the twin towers of Monk Punk, a sci-fi genre which might as well include The Name of the Rose, since Europe's Dark Ages were pretty much a post-apocalyptic nightmare of their own.
by rainbow coma June 3, 2010
mugGet the monk punkmug.

cock monk

a person who loves the cock (male genitalia) so much that they are said to "pray to that shit."
man, stupid cock monks alway loving the cock.
by horsecock April 17, 2003
mugGet the cock monkmug.

Roger Monk

rhyming slang for drunk. mainly used by people in frankston, australia.
i am gonna get roger monk at davies and pick up some mingers.
by Steve Chetcuti October 6, 2005
mugGet the Roger Monkmug.

harry monk

Cockey Rhyming Slang. Harry Monk, Spunk.
by Harry November 3, 2003
mugGet the harry monkmug.

Return to Monke

(1) when you reject something so common, its like you are returning to the old days (AKA monke age)
(2) when you reject, dislike, or just don't participate in commonly that almost the entirely of society does the opposite of, makeing you into the state of a out cast. you also accept it
(1) broi: reject (insert common thing here) Return to Monke
(2) bruh: AMONG US IS SOOOOO GOOOOD SO MANY UNIQE MODS LOOLOLOLOL
broi: well i like it too, but the community just milks it so much, it becom-
bruh: WHAT HOW DARE YOU, YOU ARE NOW A O U T C A S T
broi: ok sure, reject among us, Return to Monke
by someone else thats not u March 8, 2021
mugGet the Return to Monkemug.

Spunk on a monk

The act of ejaculating on a bald religious man who lives in a monastery.
Strange person: Right, I'm off to the monastery to spunk on a monk now.
by Rob Heath February 11, 2006
mugGet the Spunk on a monkmug.

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