Muffery

Craving for some pussy. Usually a constant craving whereby one simply cannot get enough.

I’m walking muffery today braaaahhhh.

Internet porn helps but doesn’t satisfy my muffery.

Ashley gots the muffery.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2018

Muff Dusting

The practice of a female walking by a group of males (or possibly homosexual females) while scantily clad. This process leaves pheromone-rich particles proven by top scientist to induce sexual arousal. Multiple passes are often used to obtain necessary particle density to achieve desired response. Older females (see cougars) are observed to regularly perform multiple muff dusting passes.

“Bro, that cougars been muff dusting! Four times now, I’m gonna go smash and dash”. (See ‘smash and dash’)

by WaffleTown August 20, 2018

Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.

When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.

by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020

Copper muff

A red-headed person, so called on the assumption that a person who has red hair above must also have red hair below. See also muff.

Envious damsels cruelly love: / They called Gemima 'Copper Muff' / And 'Orange Juice' and 'Gingerbread'. / She never heeded what they said, /But, silent, combed her glist'ring curls /And shunned the spiteful jealous girls.

Alfred, Lord Tennyson - from 'Ginger Gemima' (1854)

by Lancelot Gobbo July 22, 2013

Male-Muff

Male Muff is the cup Male ballerinas & figure skaters wear when performing.

A.K.A. the equivalent of the female Camel toe

Example: Lary Blackmon from Cameo

Someone: That ballerina has a huge Male-Muff, its so unnatural!

by Un Peu December 27, 2020

Coogie Muffer

A person who likes to eat taint. Not just normal taint, but taint right after a man takes a huge constipated shit.

GODAMNIT RAFE CONNORS. I SAW YOU COOGIE MUFFERING MY FUCKING MOM LAST NIGHT
Um, actually brother, I'm not just an ordinary Coogie Muffer. That was our mother's Coogie that I muffed.

by Bawks Sonic March 6, 2023

Muff Must

A musky and/or sweaty odor (much like armpit B.O.) eminating from the hair in the pubic area. This problem can be eliminated with extreme amounts of Soap, Shaving, and/or Deodorant.

I was with Jan last night, she had some serious muff must!

by Ceergee January 2, 2007