Midget punting

The act of smashing the top of your foot into a bent over midget’s arse crack to see if you can pelt them into the air or whether they just fall over.

It has been banned in the uk since 2008 when a professional punter broke his foot. It should be noted many midgets have been harmed in the process but the court never took action.

- “Hey Ben wanna go midget punting? My record is 19 feet”
- “No way bro that’s been illegal for 10 years at least”

by Monghider July 2, 2020

Midget molesting may

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

Midgephobic

A person who discriminates against Midgets or small people, or has a phobia of Midgets due to their short size.

Sarah doesn’t want to fuck Drake because he’s short, she’s midgephobic.

by Shark9 September 24, 2021

Midget Rich

Not a millionaire, but in the game with respectable salary and reasonable savings.

“At least a midget midget rich”

by Jsp05208 May 6, 2022

Midgeon

Midgeon describes the Midgeon Religion which includes TheMidgeon, SlipperyMidgeon, MadMidgeon, TheOtherMidgeon, KingMidgeon, SirMidgeon, GodMidgeon, ConfirmedMidgeon, SgtMidgeon, AnotherMidgeon, SnowyMidgeon and A_Midgeon.

I just joined the midgeon cult.

Shit, a midgeon just hit on my mom.

by HomosexualMidgeon August 7, 2022

Twister Midget

A young, trashy child that most likely lives in a trailer park.

I saw a crazy woman in Walmart the other day with her seven twister midgets.

by timbalanced December 9, 2009

crimp midget mobile

a vehicle with a child's car seat or booster seat strapped into it.

my friend lets his little sister ride in her booster seat in the back of his crimp midget mobile.

by shane not nathaniel September 7, 2010