Micro passive aggression

The act of intentionally entrapping someone into committing what an overly sensitive person would consider a micro aggression.
That moustachioed woman, dressed in a suit, and wearing a bowler, got upset when i called her “sir.” That’s a micro passive aggression.
by ExtremeParent January 17, 2019
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political micro-dyslexia

the unintentional mixing of a single letter of a name that results in a similiar sounding but different name of a political figure or terrorist; a condition suffered by U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy in the 2000's when discussing then U.S. Senator Barack Obama and al-Qaeda terrorist Osama bin Laden.
Rush Limbaugh occasionally suffers from political micro-dyslexia on his radio program when he frustrates himself by saying Osama meaning Obama, and vice-versa. For instance, "Osama killed Obama.'
by BoboJones May 06, 2011
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Micro bacteria brain

Is someone who has a brain the size of a micro bacteria, but only the viruses because they are half the size of a normal cell.
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Micro-bomber poo

The act of one taking a dump which leads to the feeling of said turd that is departing the anus to be smaller than the dephicator has been led to believe.
I have just finnished taking a Micro-bomber poo which made me feel weak and disoriented.
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Micro-soft

A very soft pussy or vigina
I fucked this girl last night and she was micro-soft
by Creepy#5 May 10, 2011
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hetero micro-attraction

When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.
Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?
by Jp Armstrong November 30, 2017
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Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.
Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.
by Kyobama February 08, 2020
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