A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...
''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...
by bluemnmz3 May 19, 2014
Get the meth muppetmug. A person,or group from the meth loving skanks whores and small dicked guys most parts of Valdosta the concrete jungle to everywhere it's meth always scratching or picking or jumping around bed bug bed to another
Hey Matt ,you see that bitch right there twerking to hard like my ex with her new meth monkey ?? Yea there probly from valdosta
by Davesnotvheregohome October 7, 2018
Get the Meth monkeymug. A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.
by Jessdaddy March 29, 2021
Get the Meth-canicmug. A man who's overuse of methamphetamine has taken him from enjoying sucking on the glass dick once in awhile to a full blown fudge packing, cock sucking, drama queen that steals your clothes when your not watching.
I went to Hemet to visit a relative on vacation and couldn't believe how many meth fags they have in that town.
by Midnite Rider 83 April 9, 2023
Get the meth fagmug. Donal: yo you got that good good
Martin yea bro I got that school meth
Donal how did you get it
Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower
Martin yea bro I got that school meth
Donal how did you get it
Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower
by Boobies6971 November 14, 2019
Get the school methmug. by alltogetherbeautiful July 27, 2006
Get the meth stuttermug. THE CONDITION OF BEING SO STUNG OUT THAT THE IDEA OF SELF GROOMING HAS BEEN LOST AND REPLACED WITH INSATIABLE URGE TO FIND THE BUGS THAT CRAWLING AROUND UNDER YOUR SKIN BY BURROWING HOLES WITH YOUR FINGERNAILS.
OR AN IDEA SO COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN FORMED ON A METH BINGE.
OR AN IDEA SO COMPLETELY FUCKED UP THAT IT MUST HAVE BEEN FORMED ON A METH BINGE.
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
Get the METHED UPmug.