A man who's overuse of methamphetamine has taken him from enjoying sucking on the glass dick once in awhile to a full blown fudge packing, cock sucking, drama queen that steals your clothes when your not watching.
I went to Hemet to visit a relative on vacation and couldn't believe how many meth fags they have in that town.
by Midnite Rider 83 April 10, 2023
Noun/ Person under the influence of methamphetamine and/or another hard drug that thinks they are discovering or unmasking a large conspiracy.
There was a lady across the road screaming about how lizard people are taking over the world, I think she’s a meth detective.
by Dread Pirate Phillips May 08, 2022
A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...
''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...
by bluemnmz3 April 06, 2014
A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.
by Jessdaddy March 30, 2021
Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.
by Malias Malias April 08, 2020
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