Meth freckles

The numerous unsightly sores covering the face of a methamphetamine user.

Hey Becky what are all those scabs on Cimdy's face? Oh those are her meth freckles.

by HOOKER328 September 23, 2016

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meth minute

Because ice heads take so long. Meth minute

Jimmy the junky said " I'llbe there in a meth minute"

by stove2590 March 28, 2016

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Meth-canic

A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.

I used a Meth-canic to fix my car, it took a long time and he stole my catalic converter.

by Jessdaddy March 30, 2021

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meth muppet

A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...

''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...

by bluemnmz3 April 06, 2014

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meth mermaid

Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.

"Video Candice is trying to lure me in like a siren with their meth mermaid ways look at her mouth"

by Malias Malias April 08, 2020

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