law of bob 

This is the law of bob:
If you dont know or cant remember the name of something its name automatically becomes Bob

Hubby- "Hun who's wedding did we meet at again?"
Wife *holy shit! I cant remember* <i>Law of Bob</i> *smile*
"Oh it was Bob's" *shifty eyes*

Dad-"Harry meet my baby girl."
Harry-"Whats her name?"
Dad-"Bob." *shifty eyes followed by a fast get away.*

law of bob by Ginkies January 4, 2008

Law of Beil 

A series of laws from the book of Beil among which states that all good people should raise their standards and remember not to bone a skeletor, nor a chick that is too blubbery and that the only way that someone can get cancer is by way of SMOKESTACK.

"You don't want a chick that's too blubbery,
But you don't want to bone a skeletor"
~Craig 2:12, the Law of Beil

"You cannot grow a bean with a pencil
That is not how they grow in nature"
~Schimpf 15:16, the Law of Beil

"Urdle urdle urr"
~Schwam 12:1

"And so the prophet Benjamin and Kevin went outside and threw eggs at one another and Kevin said 'this is my body, *points at tree* this is not, work on your aim, polock'"
~Benjamin 1:13

Law of Beil by ChevelleINC1213 May 3, 2006

Law-of-Love 

The Law-of-Love is when one loves the other more, regardless.

The Law-of-Love states that Doug Loves Ashley more.

Law-of-Love by Sensetsu December 9, 2008

law snit 

A law suit filed in lieu of a temper tantrum.

Frustrated by her ineffectualness, and hamstringed by her ineptitude and paltry education, she lashed out with a law snit.

law snit by Pachycereus Pringlei March 31, 2008

Law of Comunicability 

If you touch somone, you have also touched what they have touch at the point of contact.

Ew, I just touched that guys face through the Law of Comunicability.

Law of Comunicability by JezusFreek October 2, 2009

Law of more 

if some is good, more is better

the some could be anything, more pressure, more speed, more rocks, really anything

"That isn't flowing very well, why don't you apply the law of more"

"operator turns up the pressure"

" that's flowing much better now"

Law of more by poopstain-ca February 26, 2010

Law is God

A saying that some people have that is a sarcastic remark against cops,lawers and judges etc. because such people value law over any outside morality,emotions such as love etc.

Man1: That cop arrested him for having sex with a teen.
Man 2: Yeah, law is God!

Law is God by The Fury 13 December 8, 2010