The Lance The Lance

A Sexy Shobert.

You are like the lance the lance, big cock. many niggers

by Sheriff Shaq December 9, 2019

The Lance Effect

When you think you have a lot of hoes around you. Though in reality, you really don’t and your just full of shit.

Symptoms include:
-Blue balls every Wednesday
-Random std’s even though your a virgin
-Big truck=No peen
-Wear golden cleats while playing football
-Thinking your the toughest bitch in the school
-Always carries a big ass knife for no reason at all... seriously stop
-Trash at video games
-Acts like you have a Thanos cock
-Pedo hair

Lance: You dude I got like 63 girls (specifically from counting) that would hook with me at any moment if I asked.
Me: Dude you have THE LANCE EFFECT
Lance: Nah bro, I’m gona own all the hoes I want.

Me: Not with no peen
Me: Dabs on em

by Senica Boys February 8, 2020

Dirty Lanie

when two lesbians have sex with each other at the same time

“how was your date?”
“we did a dirty lanie”

by Lilhoe;) April 20, 2020

ass lancer

one who engages in ass lancing

I hear Mr. Neuman is not only gay, he's an ass lancer.

by Griphftor July 6, 2006

Lancetard

A 20-60 year old white male who bicycles around decked out in head-to-toe, top of the line cycling gear and spandex like he thinks he's Lance Armstrong. There is no reason for him to be so overly equipped as he is a non-athelete recreational cyclist, he simply has loads of money with which he tries to fill his gaping pit of personal inadequacy. He is typically a very bad cyclist who either doesn't know or simply ignores the rules of the road. Highly narcissistic, he also suffers from poor anger management. A bane to fellow cyclists, pedestrians, and automobiles, Lancetards benefit only the local bike shops who make a mint from their frequent and lavish purchases.

Ugh! I almost got into an accident this morning when a stupid fucking Lancetard ran a red light in front of my car.

by MissManglewood October 7, 2011

lancefield

A name for someone who's penis is the length of the average field

I was gobsmacked when he whipped out his Lancefield on me

by Nintendan October 31, 2017

Lanie

She is a person who goes through struggles but she gets through them. She hates opening up about how she feels and doesn't like being in a relationship she is always determined to get things done but loves to goof around. Most of her friends are boys but she has one girl friend she loves llamas and Harry Potter. She is really weird and goofy so always cherish her if you get the chance to don't let her go if you break her heart she will not show it because she hates having emotions and feelings. She is a great girlfriend/bestfriend/sister never get rid of her because she is a great specimen she may not seem very sweet and she is kind of intimidating but just get to know her! Her bestfriend is always named Kaylie. She has talents but she hides them. She is pretty athletic and she tries her hardest on almost everything. If you get a Lanie keep her forever.

Damn Lanie is the greatest
Yeah I know I wish she was my bff but she is already taken by Kaylie

by llamaandpotterlover February 16, 2019