the ability to cause a stinch so profuse that the possibility of a buzzard being knocked off a shit wagon is actually thought of
by JKB March 12, 2004
Get the knock a buzzard off a shit wagon mug.Danny: "I guess I should've used a condom last week..."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."
Mike: "Dude you can't go around friggin' knocking up ten-year olds!"
Danny: "There's no statutory rape law in Maine."
by The Ugly One January 28, 2004
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Get the knockers mug.To take one of those really hard fast and sometimes (unfortunately) dry dumps. The only bonus to knocking a shard off is they leave the shute clean. One wipe and you are diddly done!
I sat down hoping to post a stump and ended up knocking a shard off.
Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.
Sometimes my girlfriend will run out of the room because she has to knock a shard off.
by projectmatter July 14, 2009
Get the Knock A Shard Off mug.A type of annoying gag that is aimed at unknown hotel patrons
The perpetrator stands at one end of a long hallway and sprints to the other end (in the direction of the elevators and staircase), while simultaneously knocking on as many hotel room doors as possible. Results vary, as efforts can yield anything from no response whatsoever, to a naked couple opening their door to see who or what has interrupted their lovemaking.
The perpetrator stands at one end of a long hallway and sprints to the other end (in the direction of the elevators and staircase), while simultaneously knocking on as many hotel room doors as possible. Results vary, as efforts can yield anything from no response whatsoever, to a naked couple opening their door to see who or what has interrupted their lovemaking.
My stay in Cleveland sucked. I got so bored in the middle of the night that I pulled a knock while running on my neighbors.
by bored_at_work_3 April 23, 2010
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Get the klonkered mug.An expression used in the place of knock on wood. Used to express something that will or will not happen. Usually followed with a light tap of the ballsack.
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