Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004

kangaroo

someone who attends to nature's calls on a railway track.

kangaroo kangaroo dirty dirty kangaroo
sitting on a railway track
and doing number two.

by nymph192 October 17, 2008

kangaroo flip

A double sideflip 540. Invented by the one and only Jon Olson

Jon invented the massive kangaroo flip, and swept all of the competitions.

by freeskier January 7, 2008

Kangaroo Kickstand

A large penis used as support to keep a persons body up while resting

Q: How is Andy Cole standing like that?
A: Oh he's just using his kangaroo kickstand

by Che Riot December 26, 2011

kangaroo smash

A type of animal interaction in which an individual named Luke Woof pretends to be a Joey by napping in a kangaroo pouch in an effort to recover before doing a second night on the piss.

Luke was so drunk last night, he did a kangaroo smash in prep for tonight.

by MobyDickhead October 26, 2017

Kangaroo sex

When jumping up and down on her pussy going in dick first

I was having kangaroo sex so loud the neighbors complained

by Cowboy rick November 21, 2017

Literal kangaroo

Roaming lispy queers.

There are far too many literal kangaroos on the news.

by HELSeker September 17, 2019