jonam

Guy who is a funny guy who is Obsessed with Zelda

Bro Jonam Played Zelda all night

by Irishman8000 September 26, 2017

Jonah Christian

Complete Fucking God, Drinks some brews with the lads, smokes it up and gets that mother fucking bread. Also he gets so much pussy its unbelievable.

God Dammit Jonah Christian Shot gunned that brew fast. We should suck his dick

by Mr.Playstation October 23, 2018

Jonah Bennett

A sexy dude with curly hair that can get any girl, he also has a monster cock.

"Did you fuck Jonah Bennett?"
"Yeah, he has a monster cock!"

by ArabDick January 26, 2019

jonadab

a drunk sexy man normally with great fashion. likes women who dress up nice and are younger. usually a normal length dick but very girthy. very goofy and funny. with no girlfriend ever.

woman 1: you know this guy?

woman 2: oh yeah he hit up my DMs last week

woman 1: freaking jonadab

by gymrat2000 March 2, 2020

Jonah

Jonah is the sexiest man he is a god in bed or anywhere you want him. He is the sweetest most amazing sexiest man alive ever. I'm the luckiest person to be able to date him. He usually goes really well with Heloisa's and is the best person in the world. SO HOT!!!!!!!!!

A: Did you hear Heloisa is dating Jonah?

B: They are both so lucky!!

by Heloisa Stepan February 16, 2018

Jonah

A child who eats babies in their sleep and then sleeps with their siblings.

Oh, you remind me of a Jonah.

by Rarerocker March 23, 2019

Jonah

A boy that is genuinely caring, is insanely funny and eats all the cheese. He is the guy to wake up at 1:00am and talk to about your personal problems. Is you ever meet a guy who is smiling then you could have you chances that it could be a Jonah

Omg it's Jonah the cheese man

by ChickenCanBeFriedOfCourse April 5, 2018