lumber-jacking

The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.

One thing Cliff really enjoys is a good lumber-jacking.

by Douglas Thorneloe January 10, 2009

jacking race

Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embarassment, and humility.

Johnny is jacking off and realizes Mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. He must finish and we now have a jacking race.

by Bubba Wayne August 29, 2006

Jockin'

(a) to be a copycat
(b) to be a tease.

a: that hoe is always jockin' my swag.
b: nahh, she doens't have sex bro, she's just jockin' you.

by Charity Jule October 29, 2009

are you joking me off

a question asked of someone when they're telling you something you don't want to hear.

coworker #1: "did you hear we have to have these reports done by this afternoon."

coworker #2: "are you joking me off right now?"

by gap tooth grin August 19, 2009

Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.

Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night

by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010

jacking off

to masturbate

Billy stop jacking off into the pancake mix

by Defineking9045 March 29, 2016

foetus jacking

A practice developed on the London railway system by women to gain preferntial seating during rush hour periods. It involves confronting male passengers and asking them for their seat on the grounds that they are pregnant.

Female passenger: "can I please have your seat. I'm pregnant." (Whole carriage stares at man)

Male pssenger: "stop with yer foetus jacking, miss. I'm gonna need to see a copy of the ultrasound photo"

by The Gonzo Lecture March 9, 2010