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Jizznants

My mom asked me if she had any jizznants that she missed.
by anonymous January 7, 2025
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Jizznado

1. Ejaculating in a plugged shower, tub, sink, or toilet. Then unplugging the drain allowing the ejaculate to form a vortex of jizz, ie, the Jizznado.

2. In the event a tornado sucks up a sperm bank. The tornado can then be classified a Jizznado.
1. Friend 1: Did you hear the toilet flush

Friend 2: Yeah must of been John making

his daily Jizznado.

2. Friend 1: God damnit!

Friend 2: What's wrong?

Friend 1: Some tornado picked up the

sperm bank I just donated to.

Friend 2: What a Jizznado!
by Jizzbender January 22, 2025
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Jizznah

A word used to describe a homosexual person.
Person 1: *playing fortnite*
Person 1: bro i have 5 guys on me
Person 2: you're such a Jizznah
by sigmaofthealphawolves March 26, 2025
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Jizzanist

A player of piano in the genre of jazz, also known as a jazz pianist.
"Yo, this cat really just hip-checked the changes and walked away like it was nothing."
The jizzanist grinned.
“Man,” the drummer said, “that was so hip even the tune started calling you daddy.”
by MrSniperKungen January 17, 2026
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Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: ay you new here?

Frehsman: ya

Junior: you wanna hang with the cool kids

Freshman: ya, i guess

Junior: k, after school go to the theater for a Desmet Jizz on it.

Freshman: A Desmet Jesuit?

Junior: Ya thats about right
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 28, 2017
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Mind Your Jizziness

When someone tells you to jack off and keep everything to yourself when you're cumming.
You: That guy wants to have sex with me.
Me: Mind your jizziness.
by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023
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National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day

On October 19th, if you are 5’6 3/4 then prepared to get came on! Preferably in the mouth. Gang bangs are allowed and recommended. So watch out!
National 5’6 3/4 Jizz on Day :
Friend: “It’s the 19th of October, open wide!”
Friend 2: “Please don’t do this..”
*fills mouth with sticky cum and creampies*
by Google Calendar October 18, 2021
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