Jessica Alba

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

Jessica Alba is too hot for words.

by Snake January 28, 2006

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.

I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!

by harygdl13 August 17, 2012

Jessica

weard, out going, crazy, specal, loving, making stuff up.You like to go and play be your self out going is like playing sports, wowness making up words, loves people especily boys and will always be special

Jessica is the best!!

by jennifer landon February 11, 2009

Jessicka

The then front woman of the band Jack Off Jill who now writes for and sings in the band scarling. She has amazing vocal talents and twistedly awsome lyrics.

"Tearing at my skin leaving knives in my brain, stabbing the voices making me insane" -Band-Aid Covers the Bullet Hole by scarling.

"Jessicka made a the Cure cover?"
"Yeah! With JOJ they did Love Song"

by Dark Fairy27 August 2, 2006

Jessica Simpson

The poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics.

That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo.

by varietylevel13 May 2, 2004

Jessica Harp

One half of The Wreckers (with Michelle Branch) a kickass songwriter and guitar player with a beautiful voice.

"I want to bring something new new to the pop sound. I want to bring some rock back a little bit, bring some new aspects and I want to get people back into writing their own music again.. playing their own intstruments." Jessica Harp

by Traylen November 7, 2005

Jessica Nigri

She is a very, very hot cosplayer, gaming personality, interviewer, spokesmodel, and comic book enthusiast. She has been spotted at Comic-Con ever since 2009, in San Diego. She's the essence of every gamer's wet dream. Hot, blonde, and an avid fan of Final Fantasy and of the like. Did I mention she's hot as fuck? :D

Jessica Nigri is so hot...damn I hate being a virgin.

by Mr. Sprottsweiler lolz July 26, 2011