Professional Jackass

Someone who has been such a jackass that the person has become famous for it.

Osama Bin Laden: I am a professional jackass, and I'm proud of it! And I'm in hell for it! I love being a terrorist!

by Theassfuckerfromapartment1107 December 18, 2012

jackass

The guys from the show on MTV

God damn, those guys are f'ing crazy.(that is what I always say when I watch the show.)

by Jeff December 9, 2002

JackAss

Dude be frontin fo attention

That jackass is a lecherous mo fo!

by fo my pizz da playa August 25, 2006

Jackassery

1 situation short of a clusterfuck

Q: Did you go to the mall today?

A: Ya. What jackassery. Everyone was acting stupid. If one more person had bumped into me, it would have been a clusterfuck because I was gonna kick some ass.

by Alohaman97 December 19, 2010

Jackassetry

noun ; the quality of being a jackass

Harold's jackassetry ruined the party, but the video of it went viral!

by Detour Veritas June 12, 2015

jackassification

The process of becoming a jackass. It is often used when thinking about the way a person was before certain life changing events.

I'm just looking at the days we spent together before my subsequent jackassification.

by shadow go0l January 3, 2008

Jackass Juggle

juggleing a donkey's balls while having a horse shove its dick up your ass

The desperate man ended up jackass juggleing

by 8675309909 May 4, 2009