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Jett Marcum II 

The phrase "I'm Jettin" was originated due to Jett MarcumII.
Following the onslaught of an overwhelming number of groupies and hangers-on, in the late nineties, Jett has had to continually keep his tour bus rolling, so to speak.

To be Jett Marcum II is to be all things sexy, masculine yet sensitive, all knowing yet humble, alluring and smokin, freakin hottt!!!!!!

To be Jett Marcum II is to be a "Jett-setter" according to his fan club. One never knows where Jett will end up next but smiles and sighs are sure to be the result of his appearance.

Note* Bret Michaels career in cool was a direct result of consultation with Jett. 80's and 90's... NOT 2009. (Jett became bored by Bret during that era).

Also see: Mardi Gras Beads Museum. i.e. Vast collection of beads acquired and donated by Jett.

Quantity = innumerable
Had Elvis lived, his fan base may have eventually reached a Jett Marcum II........................................., but we seriously doubt it!

Had Tom Cruise (Top Gun era), Clint Eastwood, Rob Thomas and Richard Gere produced a child, they may have had a slim chance of obtaining Jett MarcumII results.....................,

but we seriously doubt it!
Jett Marcum II by M. Benet' June 16, 2010
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Dom Pedro II 

The most Based and Redpilled emperor of Brazil and the best Monarch ever. Dom Pedro II was smart, strong, a good person, he modernized Brazil and lead the country to a greatness and he is the reason why Brazil should have a monarchy again.
Person 1: Bro I just studied Brazilian History, and Dom Pedro II was such a based guy!
Person 2: I know right?! He was so cool!
Dom Pedro II by ImperatorCaesar January 25, 2021

bible II 

a book that is handeled by the name "bible II" but its official name is "Koran" to avoid copyright problems. like most sequels, the koran is not as good as the bible. it isn't even a real sequel, its more like a spin-off and many of the most popular characters arent in it...for example Jesus. others are renamed: god goes now by the name "Allah" and has strong middle eastern accent...kinda cheesy. its simply not the best book and only hardcore fans of the bible should buy this "holy book reloaded".
the producers of the Koran a.k.a "Bible II -the revenge" wanted to fit into todays gangster rap culture so they made ist extrem anti-feministic...but they fucked it all up by wraping the bitches into burqas.
bible II by sgrDD March 19, 2008

Lineage II 

Lineage II is an online RPG/adventure game with a suprisingly high addiction level. Thousands of players manage to hook their daily routines to the toil of Lineage. It is a relatively simple game, in comparison to World of Warcraft. One chooses one of the six races, one of the two professions and one either a male or female. From then on, you explore your local area and hunt wild creatures, collecting various monotonous items. Learning spells of variety is also possible. However, Lineage II follows a set pattern and so character customization is not possible is very weak and narrow. There are few potions, as opposed to the legendary Diablo.

That is the game description, but I have also created an acronym very suitable to the preface of Lineage II:
LOSER INTERNET NIP EYEGASM ADVENTURE GAME ENTERPISE. Like it?
Lineage can also be used as a verb, used to insult those of us who spend hours a day playing the game (nerds).
I bought Lineage II on eBay for $29.99

Stop Lineageing around!
Lineage II by SIDIOUS March 5, 2005

American View of World War II 

Actually, northern Europe was mostly liberated by local resistance
I think it'll be a good time for me to add that this business of 'speaking german' is pretty dumb when said about Britain. Although the empire didn't contribute to world war II, Hitler admired it, and looked up to the british as friends rather than enemies. Even churchill himself was a flipside of the same coin as Hitler in what they wanted(They both were great orators, looked to build upon thier empire, inspirational leaders etc.).

Unlike his attitude towards France or Russia, Hitler would never had forced Britain under a vichy government had he won. He would, however, after conquering Europe have attacked north america .His writings present a dim view of the united states- so he would make sure the culture would not be preserved. In short, britain would have german as a second language, the united states would have it as a first language.

Fortunately, this never happened. But If britain did fall then hitler would have the time he needed, as well as resources to pause the war, and resume it after he had created the nuclear warheads that were planned.


Although never launched, Von Braun had already completed a modification of the V2 (The v2 was actually the finishing part) that could well exceed the 220 mile restrictions of the popular V2, and instead could reach new York. Such an expense could not be justified by the normal one ton warhead of explosives found on normal V2s. Although lagging behind the united states by about 18 months, Hitlers nuke programme could have been better realised with an entire continent under control. In the same mannor as he suddenly attacked Czech and poland to recover the mining fields and the polish corridor (Gdansk, formerly Danzig) he could have blitzed the united states into oblivion with nuclear missiles that could not be shot down like an enola gay.

Hudini II 

When you are banging a chic from behind on a balcony. You tell her you have to piss. You swap places with a buddy, run down and outside and wave to her from below.
Jim and I pulled the Hudini II on Miranda last night.
Hudini II by Bill Myron May 17, 2007