Psuedo-intelligence 

Psuedo-intelligence is intelligence not derived from the understanding of knowledge, but from the wise and clever things that you hear other people say or do. Basically it is a form of social learning where you learn how to come off as seemingly intelligent but not actually so.

Amy used psuedo-intelligence she learned from a YouTube video to pick up a guy.

Psuedo-intelligence by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 1, 2021

counter intelligence 

what is sometimes experienced while attempting to order at a fast food establishment

'you want fries with that?'
'that's what I just ordered!'
'oh'
'how 'bout an apple pie?'

counter intelligence by azure July 8, 2004

Internet Intelligentsia 

People who attempt to make themselves seem interesting and intelligent by posting pseudo intellectual bullshit on forums, facebook statuses, twitter posts etc

Douchebage101 : "Bin laden wasn't to blame for 9/11, he was merely disenfranchised with western civilisation it was really new yorks fault for existing"

Normal user : "Stop being a typical internet intelligentsia cocksucker."

Internet Intelligentsia by BigMikeyNYC August 13, 2011

intelligence

something that has a complex unto itself. it can never leave itself alone if IT thought it was intelligent, nor stop bagging themselves out about how smart/dumb they are. like a height complex, but with intelligent instead of tall

i guess i have no intelligence if i'm insulted

intelligence by laughingidiot March 19, 2009

Artificial Intelligence 

Descriptive phrase used to describe people who think they're smart but aren't.

Michael always uses hyperbole and lacks any evidence when arguing a point. He's absolutely the worst case of artificial intelligence.

Artificial Intelligence by shwag007 July 28, 2018

Intelligist 

pronounced: in-tell-ee-jist

A person who practices Intelligism

After being askes by the woman where she could find the elbow grease, the Intelligist employee responded by slapping her and telling her to get back in the kitchen to make him a Sammich

Intelligist by TheSantaMan August 13, 2006

Artificial Intelligence 

A new found intelligence possessed by somebody with a smartphone who can now do a Wikipedia lookup and then spout the Wiki info.

Now that Idiot Jim has a smart phone he has Artificial Intelligence.

Artificial Intelligence by Mr David March 5, 2011