helmet hair

The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair spray on her hair that when you touch it, it's like touching a football helmet: secure and immovable. Often found in combination with caked makeup. pejorative.

Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue has helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue is a helmet hair.

The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.

by Gr33nman May 26, 2008

Douche Helmet

An oversized fitted baseball hat with no bend in the brim worn to the side by African-American males or white buffoons.

Tarik wore his best douche helmet last Friday night to compliment his XXXL white t-shirt.

by Stinky July 21, 2004

Roman War Helmet

Involves placing the testicles onto a partner's eyes and the shaft of an erection along the nose, simulating a Roman War Helmet.

Caeser absolutely loved to recieve Roman War helmets from Marcus Aureleous...

by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003

helmet

To play the game of Helmet means to touch everything with the tip of your penis. i.e. - to go up to your friend's toothbrush and rub your penis tip on it. Gross? Yes. Amusing? Not really.

Wanna go for a game of helmet around the house?

by don_jaun_dela_nooch_cw August 25, 2003

helmet on loose

refering to having a few screws loose
senseless, acting like a retard

as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"

by [e-mail] November 23, 2007

Daddy Helms

The choicest type of person you’ll meet; the most perfect kind of person. They usually use saxophones to woo the people around them.

I was at the club last night when Daddy Helms started playing, I almost fainted!

by Flutey Tooti October 31, 2018

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003