Heavy Hard 

A soft boner that still is hanging down but yet blood is rushing to it, making it hard to the touch.

Jeff: "Bro, I was humping her ass and it gave me a Heavy Hard. I wasn't ready to stick it in yet."
Ralph: "Yeah, man that happens to me all the time. That's why I use Viagra."

Heavy Hard by DoctorZer0 July 3, 2012

Heavy lift 

Performative act requiring great strength and great control, with significant risk of failure.

A cover of "White Rabbit" is a very heavy lift indeed...

Heavy lift by Plutonium Girl July 25, 2017

Heavy sack 

Jamaican slang for a man who’s got a big package.

The thing with Jamaican men that every woman like, they say we have the heavy sack.

Heavy sack by EverybodyPanic August 4, 2020

heavy gaming

me heavy gaming the person that will pioneer a new age of heavy mains

I AM HEAVY GAMING WITH MY GUN HEAVY GAMING

heavy gaming by heavy gaming May 19, 2021

Heavy body armour kink 

Someone who has a kink towards people in heavy body armour, tactical armour, and so on.

yo i think i have a heavy body armour kink man... people in heavy body armour just make me yk...

Heavy body armour kink by gay shit January 14, 2022

Heavy Metal 

A song by Judas Priest, one of the pioneers of heavy metal.

I hate you.

Heavy Metal by yeah July 13, 2003

heavy gravity pocket 

An imaginary patch of strong gravitational pull that causes a person walking home to deviate suddenly from their path and collide with stationary objects such as trees, electricity poles, walls or even roads. Usually associated with excessive alcoholic intake. Generally a heavy gravity pocket is a late evening phenomenon that frequently leads to an Unexplained/Unidentified Drinking Injury (UDI).

"What happened to your leg?"

"I was walking home from the pub and whoooa — I suddenly hit this heavy gravity pocket. It came out of nowhere."

heavy gravity pocket by Botosafado February 18, 2008