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Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.
"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"
by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022
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harper

a girl who is tries to be nice, tries to fit in, and tries to be liked, and somewhat accomplishes being liked, fitting in, and being liked.
i am such a harper..
by harperrurfav April 12, 2025
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harper's landing

An intended or unintended trip or getaway for an extended period that accomplishes nothing
Brie: How was Grand Junction?
Alexa: I just needed some time away after I lost my clients after the crash.
Brie: What did you do the last three months on your harper's landing.
Alexa: Smoked a bunch of weed and hiked, I don't know. But I'm back now, and I have another interview Tuesday.
by bobsaget21 February 2, 2020
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Harper

Harper is that quiet girl who everyone secretly adores. She often keeps her mouth shut, but if you talk to her you will most definitely fall for her. Harpers often have bangs. They are cute and funny but also very timid. They often have several people ask them out but they will usually say no to everyone.
Goddamn, Harper is so insightful.
by #Thatgirl/quiet October 31, 2019
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Cayt Harper

The greatest and most gorgeous girl you will ever meet.
Man I wish I was as awesome as Cayt Harper
by Unicornz-are-real October 17, 2017
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Harper

She is so selfish and only talks about her self and only fucking cares about her self/what’s happening in her life she try’s to bring everybody else into her problems and she brings all attention to her self
Halden went to the party and acted like a Harper to the other people
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séth harper

Séth Harper, Trey Sartorius’s boyfriend a boy with blue eyes, Red cheeks, and white boy hair.
Séth Harper boyfriend is Tréy Sartorius the Nickelodeon white boy that’s a actor from Henry Danger
by gia.smith April 11, 2018
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